Be aware that if any of you agree with the Dangerous Dog Act, I’m about to offend you. If any of you agree that dogs are killers and can’t be trusted with children, I’m about to offend you. And if you agree that all dog owners should need an expensive license just to own a dog, regardless of breed, and think that all dogs should be muzzled in public or around children: YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT and I’m going to offend you, too.
Let’s look at some observations I have made about dog attacks.
1) Dogs under the “Dangerous Dog Act” are all popular breeds. They are also all breeds that we, as humans, bred to fight, hunt or protect.
The dogs didn’t choose to breed that way themselves. Human breeding programs picked the fiercest of the fiercest to be bred with the fiercest of the fiercest and believe it or not, personality can pass down through dog lines too. Take this from somebody who has been involved in Belgian Shepherds since I was nine years old. It’s not the dogs fault that we chose to breed them to bring out the personalities we wanted.
It’s also not the fault of the breed that they are popular. The fact that they are popular, however, combined with the fact they are bred to bite in certain situations, is a recipe for disaster. Disaster that the dogs did not consciously create or choose.
2) From my observations, all incidents of children being bitten by any breed of dog, involve children under the age of eight.
This means that it is not the dog at fault. If it were only one single breed to be biting all these children? Then I would agree, the breed is dangerous. Guess what. It’s not. Every breed under the fucking sun has bitten a child at some point or another. Yet all of these children are under eight years old.
What does this tell us?
It tells us that children cannot be trusted. A fact that any responsible parent should already know. If your baby, at four years old, was sticking anything it could get its fingers on into its mouth, you cannot seriously tell me you trust that same four year old baby to be alone with a dog. I wouldn’t trust that pink sack of shit to behave with an inanimate object like a baby toy, never mind a living and breathing animal that has a nervous system to indicate pain and emotions.
3) From my observations, at least 65% of cases involved the child being left unsupervised with the animal.
To which I would like to say that parents are fucking stupid. When you think it is a smart or generally okay idea to leave any child under eight unsupervised with an animal, you need to stop being a parent, give your child to social services and apologise for ever thinking you could raise a baby. And if this includes you in that subject? Yeah then I’m including you in what I say, whether you’re a friend or not.
I don’t care if your son is Jesus. You don’t leave them alone unsupervised with an animal.
4) From my observations, at least 40% of cases involved the children antagonising the animal by pulling its ears, lips, tail or fur.
Parents in these stories claim that their pwecious wecious baby angel-cakes was playing with the dog.
I would like to invoke a rule that allows me to find you, and then tell my little brother to pull your arms and legs, twist your ears and tug on your hair viciously in the same manner as a four year old child, and then when you try and fight him off you, I’ll report you to the police and give them the story “HE WAS ONLY PLAYING!”
You could say he hurt you.
The dogs would be saying the same thing if they had a voice to speak with. You’re a fucking moron and need to be shot by firing squad if you think it is acceptable to let your children torture animals like that and then have the dog put down when they try and get the child to stop hurting them in the only way they know how.
I want to propose a law, for children, that behaves in the same way the DDA does. Any child that attacks a human is to be destroyed humanely because it is clearly unsafe and a menace to society. I want children to have their hands tied behind their back at all times when around animals, because they can and will turn nasty for no reason. I want it to be illegal for certain “breeds” of children to be kept in a home because they are a risk to society. Bad parents need to be fined and jailed when their child exhibits dangerous behaviour and brings a person, child or adult, to harm.
Ironically, if a Dangerous Children Act was put in place with the above terms?
I’m willing to bet that 98% of dog attacks on children would stop altogether. Also, overpopulation wouldn’t be an issue, and neither would shitty parenting.
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I know it’s worldwide and all
And I know it’s important we get people to petition against it because it’s policies are far more aggressive than SOPA and PIPA put together
And I fully appreciate that it’s a very bad piece of legislation and nobody should support it because it’s a very threatening piece of legislation that could not only censor the internet but very physically take away the internet access of billions of people, even if only one member of their family is the one targeted by the legislation itself
But for the love of fuck you people need to go do some reading because last time I checked, the EU has not put their signature on that documentation yet, so this is not just limited to Europe and currently Europe and the United Kingdom are not under threat by this legislation.
If I see one more fucking post that speaks about how “THE UK IS IN TROUBLE” or how “OH MY GOD EUROPE IS FUCKED” when talking about ACTA I’m going to find the nearest baby and punch it in the face. Repeatedly. Because the EU, last I checked, had not put their signature on it.
By all means, protest ACTA. I myself am doing so.
BUT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE IT’S ONLY EUROPE THAT IS BEING FUCKED, AND GO GET YOUR GOD DAMN FACTS STRAIGHT, HOLY FUCK.
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